Long ago I was taught that the proper thing to do with fortune cookies at the end of the meal was to break them open, then read the contents, but end the fortune with in bed. Recently, a friend said they believed it worked just as well, if not better, if you used in rubber pants instead. In any event, I've been putting aside the fortunes that worked particularly well over the years, and I share them with you now. I've ended each with an ellipsis "..." so you can fill in "in bed" or "in rubber pants" as suits your taste.
| I can resist everything but temptation ... |
| You will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties... |
| You will soon create a favorable impression on someone... |
| Your co-workers take pleasure in your great sense of creativity... |
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You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment... - thanks to Mark P. for this one. |
| You will show what you are capable of... |
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All the world may not love a lover, but they will be watching him... - personally, I think this one begs for "in bed" |
| One who hurts another hurts oneself... |
| We rarely find that people have good sense unless they agree with us... |
| You will receive some high prize or award... |
| You will be advanced socially without any special effort... |
| Judge not according to the appearance... |
| Now is the time to try something new... |
| You will have many friends... |
| You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly... |
| When one cannot invent, one must at least improve... |
| An outstanding opportunity will soon present itself to you... |
| A gathering of friends brings you lots of luck this evening... |
| You will be attracted to an older, more experienced person... |
| You will be attracted to an older, more experienced person... |
| The love of your life will appear in front of you unexpectedly... |
| You will discover a new area of interest... |
| Your example will inspre others... |
| Ask a friend to join you on your next voyage... |
| The current year will bring you much happiness... |
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If you want to get a sure crop with a big yield, sow wild oats... - I like this just as-is, it doesn't even need "in bed". |